'Hell's a "Pizza Wrangler"?

A Pizza Wrangler can come in many different forms.  Here are a few examples:

• The mom

whose daughter's slumber party has gotten out of hand; the neighbors have called twice with threats of calling the police for a Justin Bieber-specific noise ordinance. Her teenage son has been tied to a chair and given the full "princess beauty treatment"; becoming a mere shell of himself, but a freshly made-up Tina Turner.

The girls have just refueled their sugar rush and a crash is nowhere in sight. Only pizza can save them now.

• The friend

who offers to pay for a pizza delivery in good faith that he/she will be reimbursed fully by the group.  In some circles, this is known as "the shmuck".

• The student

…who has barely contributed to the group presentation that is due tomorrow. He is already despised by his peers for his skit suggestions that are completely unrelated to statistics.

But tonight, team moral is at an all time low.  Everyone is tired and hungry, and out of ideas.  Here's your chance, kid.  Be the hero.

• YOU!

Pizza Wrangler lives inside each and every one of us.  

Is there a super bowl party that needs saving?  A Netflix binge-watch that's got a gallon of ice cream, but nothing to keep it company? A wild night deserving of nourishment?  Don't just stand there!  Go wrangle us a pizza!

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